✨ sylvester gold ✨

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna

“pull his and laugh”

hello i’m sylvester

19 | sag sun moon and rising 💀

queer as shit – nonbinary transmasc gay, demiromantic demisexual and ambiamorous – he/him and they/them

songwriter, musician, aspiring singer, poet, writer

record/CD/tape collector ; want to learn to dj (w vinyl) - 70s/80s disco, 80s hi-nrg, 80s funk, 90s/00s house (tribal and hard aswell)

former wikipedian and girl scout ; mtn dew connoisseur (livewire my beloved)

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westbor0baptistchurch

“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

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spn-fandom-breathing-heavily

not even risking that shit

codyslipring

scrolled past this, re-evaluated my life, then SCROOOLLLED back up and hit the damn reblog button. 

tumblgang

  1. She ain’t no games in real life so I take her serious all the time
  2. Anyone with a name that starts with a “Z”, ends with an “i”, and isn’t some kind of Italian pasta, IS SERIOUS
  3. I’m not climbing no mountain with a pig on my back, 🙅🏽🙅🏾🙅🏿 Negative.
skuubasally

Nope. I know better, have your reblog Madame Zeroni.

luckytaters

who the fuck is Madame Zeroni

galvan-in-portland

Look at these stupid children who don’t know who Madame Zeroni is

drayaintshit

☝🏾😂

mrsolodolo24

Man lissen if you don’t know you better ask somebody AFTER you hit the reblog button

someoneintheshadow446

Idk who she is but I have an exam today so I’ll reblog her

haiku-robot

idk who she is but
i have an exam today
so i’ll reblog her



^Haiku^bot^0.4. Sometimes I do stupid things (but I have improved with syllables!). Beep-boop!
jacobmick

Because wise, I am.

seymonecristina

Oh fucks no she’s back lmao must reblog. I’m sorry guys

blackgirlart

2 million people aren’t wrong

kiiboi-v3

Zeroni sounds like a fancy kind of pasta :’) im so sorry

theytrey

Ooc/ I love this book and movie so much oh my god

carryonmywaywardcaptain

This post was liked when it appeared on my dash, so I know I’ve reblogged, but I’m not about to mess with her!

Also, these poor youths who have no idea 😭

rauggra

Sorry for being superstitious but hey, this is 2020.

alsamil

… It’s 2020

dealanexmachina

If I send her some splooge and onions it should be fine, right?

keenmarvellover

Nearly 3 million have reblogged this thing. Not taking a risk.

more-like-reyna

Idk who she is but my life is a fucking nightmare and I’m not taking any chances

ladyvesuvia

i dont get it

fives-cup-of-coffee

omg ves search it up

headcannonsforlife

I refuse for 2021 to be anything like 2020, so I shall put my trust in Madame Zeroni

memeingcheetah27

i like being able to live
life’s bad as it is no thanks

tommysparker

can’t risk it sorry

cade-the-dino

sorry no risks here

queenanon

Risk taker? Wrong person

nightingalestakeflight

it’s 2021 and this hellscape aint ded yet

ilove-evanpeters

paranoid help

the-slytherin-dumbass

It’s 2022 and this world is a hellscape. I am obviously going to reblog this. I wen back and took out all negatives because it is in my best interest to only have positives. I, also, made sure to have the best grammar and spelling I could. We have to be safe. Thank you.

zero-plus-zero-is-still-zero

I want a curse! Curses are cool!
But I’m reblogging this to say that.

…shit.

i-love-the-mcu-3001

3.5 million people are never wrong

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